Hey Daddy, I just wanted to apologize for my mom. I don’t even wanna call her that… I can’t believe her. She did this before when she gets together with someone and leaves them for someone else. I would never leave you Daddy. I would be way better to you then she ever was. So I was wondering if I could maybe stay with you? I mean I know you are my stepdad, and you could say no but, let me give you all the reasons you should say yes first. Why don’t you lay down Daddy, I know how much you love to go get messages and I thought maybe if I give you one I can help save you some money. And I know I’ll do a great job.